Blog 25

My fellow Americans; Tonight, I am embarking on a mission with my roommates, one that involves the stimulation of the monoamines flowing through our youthful minds.  Tonight is family movie night.  We are watching The Strangers.  Aside from my introduction proceeds the following question.  When you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?  One might find this as a silly question full of fanookery and homosexuality, but I find it as a philosophical question.  I also feel bad for the Smurfs because they probably can’t breathe.  Today, I found out that when you look like I do it is difficult to get a table for one at a Chuckie Cheese.  Speaking of pizza, Smurfs, and children, I went to the circus last weekend.  At the circus they had Siamese elephants that were connected at the forehead.  They flipped the elephants upside down and had midgets riding tiny unicycles on the flat part of the elephant’s hoofs while juggling more midgets.  The midgets that were being juggled were also juggling bouncy balls. Mad respect and kudos it takes talent to be hurdling through the air being juggled by other midgets riding unicycles on Siamese elephants.  This made me burst out with guffaw and laughter.  At the same time, I was amazed.  I didn’t realize that such tiny people could have such an incredible amount of talent.  As my two hundred fifty word essay comes to a close my roommate Josh is a pussy, screaming at this stupid movie.